Tuesday, October 19, 2010

HARI HARAN & HUDSON



Manga thoku, pulikaachal,appalamellam packed safely in the bag da take care yelled hari’s mother. Serimaa I will take care replied HARI. Dei if u check in at 01.00Am when will u check out da chuckled kumar!! Hari was annoyed on kumar’s code fanatics, kumar lives, breaths and vouches only on software and he works 20 hrs a day with his PC.
Meanwhile the hired TATA Indica was nearing the Meenambakam Airport, there was silence and only silence in the CAB as it was a difficult moment for hari’s parents as hari was leaving to US that day after 5 long years of IT experience.
Is this the way to Emirates counter!! hari asked the super-hot Air hostess. Man how come mallaya’s, goyals grab these beauty’s.. Hari was gasping as this is his first international journey. E27 go straight and take right sir advised a man resembling john Travolta inside the Boeing 777 aircraft. It was Ramaswamy and lakshmana occupying the adjacent E26,25 seats.
CTS asked ramaswamy?? , Nope Accenture replied lakshman in an American accent, so where are u heading on . ?Dubai, and from there to London replied lakshman. Poor hari was looking at the screen and was looking at the movies to his fortune Mokka masilamani and vamsam were at his company. Hari was really flying in air and can’t believe that he is making to the US.
Hari gulped a cup of orange juice as he was skeptical about the breakfast served as there was a word mentioning pork in the itinerary later it was clarified by the airhostess as fork and not pork. When he hari woke up from his nap the cruise should have crossed the indian air heading towards Dubai. There hari saw a giant man with a cargo T shirt and a track suit and he was heading towards the Rest room over there. Hari earlier had a glimpse of this hudson when he played with the security guy at the chennai airport , the fictional character hardy flashed into hari’s mind when he saw this guy Hudson.
After a couple of minutes Hudson was walking towards hari and asked if he could take the seat next to him. Thinking being extra courteous inquisitive hari said a big yes and this big bum sat next to him and this where the flight took a turn.
Lunch was served and it’s a somber feeling inside the aircraft and most of them felt asleep when this Hudson poked the airhostess demanding for a drink and already he was full. The airhostess refused to give him more and this Hudson hastily took a knife and pointed it over hari and mostly abducted him for a shot of tequila.

Hari was terrified as ram and lakshman. The entire crew was amazed and a serious situation rose in the aircraft . Children started crying and a sudden hassle followed the calm Boeing and this incident set things ablaze. Hudson was on a roll and hari was literally crying and was terrified by the proceedings. Then came Elisa near the rear end of the aircraft where hudson was panicking the entire crew. Elisa resembles Catherine zeta jones and is considered to be the shrewd air hostess in the entire crew. She just rushed up near hudson in spite of her fellow passengers alarm and just hugged hudson and give him a kiss on his lips, Hudson was speechless as so hari ,and may be hudson might have got the effect of a shot of tequila with this kiss and he instantly dropped the knifed and hari was released, that was the first time hari saw a smooch in his life and also the first time being taken knife point. The hassle was solved and the flight made an emergency landing at Peshawar and hudson was arrested and now the Boeing was flying to Dubai.
Hari had a night mare and was pacified later. When he boarded his connecting flight to US and coincidentally the seat next to him was vacant . Hari was just praying for a safe landing, when the flight was about to take off a cute chick was approaching hari showing that she is going to sit in the empty seat next to him. Hari was in cloud nine and was dumbstruck on seeing that beauty but the blood bath from a knife scratch terrified him he just asked the lady what was her name?? Rakila she replied, hari cried no rakila no Tequila please leave me alone…..